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Always Address Your Elders With Respect; They Could Leave You A Fortune.
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Always address your elders with respect; they could leave you a fortune.
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Hey! Respect your elders. Call me Mr. Old Fart. -- Dick Vignoni
I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
Respecting your Elders doesn't include Joycelyn.
It always makes you feel a little uneasy when people start treating you with consideration and respect, because then you've got to wonder if they know something you don't know about your health.
Spock: "So I ask that you respect my wishes and *leave*." -- "Unification II", Stardate Unknow
Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....
If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number.
.. -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because......
You may be redneck... if your children address you as "Uncle Dad.
Can you remember your first fortune cookie?