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• Do you still remember your last cookie?
• You hear the fortune cookie's hissing!
• 0183 Do you have your own fortune-cookie file? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• You forgot to read your fortune cookie... It says..
  . you're shit out of luck. -- Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in THE DEAD POOL...
• Pick another fortune cookie.
• Life to you is a bold and dashing responsibility -- a Mary Chung's fortune cookie