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• Lisa: The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.
  All you have to do is hit the ball... here....
• Todd: Hi Bart! Bart: Get bent.
  -- friendly greetings at the miniature golf course, "Dead Putting Society...
• University President: "Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment?
  Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers ....
• Karl: Yeah, you know, those Germans aren't so bad. Le
  Sure they made mistakes in the past, but aah, that's why pencils have erasers!...
• I golf, therefore I swea
• Ned: Oh say, you look like you were having a little trouble there.
  Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!...
• Perhaps I should take up golf instead?
• Grimes: Can you believe that guy? He's in his office making a pathetic attempt to look professional.
  Carl: Hey, what do you got against Homer, anyway?...
• I'm DESPONDENT... I hope there's something DEEP-FRIED under this miniature DOMED STADIUM.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...