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Todd: Hi Bart! Bart: Get Bent.
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Todd: Hi Bart!
Bart: Get bent.
-- friendly greetings at the miniature golf course,
"Dead Putting Society"
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Bart: Final score. Bart, forty-one. Homer... let's see.
.. six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus....
Lisa: The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.
All you have to do is hit the ball... here....
Hello everybody, and welcome to the finale of what has already been a stirring afternoon of miniature golf.
The cream has risen. The wheat has bid farewell to the chaff....
Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
Ned: Oh say, you look like you were having a little trouble there.
Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!...
Todd: Wow! First prize fifty dollars! Bart: Wow!
Free balloons for everyone who enters! -- A matter of perspective, "Dead Putting Society...
Bart: This is pretty tense, isn't it, Todd. Todd: Yeah, my knees are shaking, I got butterflies in my stomach.
.. But I guess this builds character. Bart: Who wants to build character?...
One o'clock. Still just a potato. -- Bart's science project, "Dead Putting Society
Play it where it lays, Homer. -- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society