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• Of course he's dead--I killed him.
• But of course, it *is* only my opinion.
• He was part of my dream, of course -- but then I was part of his dream too. -- Lewis Carroll
• Hey Dad, if I saved up my allowance, could I buy a monkey?
  "Of course not!" "OK, then I won't save up." -- Leave It To Beave...
• I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith.
  -- New Testament -- 2 Timothy iv, 7...
• All students should be required to take at least one course in ethics, even if taking the course means a decreased emphasis on academic subjects.
• Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date.
• When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam
  I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Alle...