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• Had he and I but met By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry, We should have sat us down to wet And staring face to face, Right many a nipperkin!
  I shot at him as he at me, And killed him in his place....
• Bart: How can you like that guy? Laura: I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw.
  You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house?...
• I killed him, and he forgave me. Why did he have to be so nice about it?
  Peri, Revelation of the Dalek...
• Homer: Son! You're OK. [hypnotic] And you led us to the precious ivory.
  ..[affable] and, of course, your lovable pet, who it's connected to....
• GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.
  Beside a lonely grave I stood -- With brambles 'twas encumbered...
• Hey kid! Santa isn't coming this year...I killed him!
• I killed Jesus just to watch him bleed. Have a nice day.
• A Pole, a Soviet, an American, an Englishman and a Canadian were lost in a forest in the dead of winter.
  As they were sitting around a fire, they noticed a pack of wolves eyeing them hungrily....
• It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would have beaten me together.
  They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life....