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• I plead temporary insanity. ;-)
• I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
• The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead
  but to tyrants I will give no quarter... -- William Lloyd Garriso...
• The reason I feel guilty is, I'm so bad at it. -- David Steinberg
• Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? Krusty
  [brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised] Atty...
• Why listen to reason when insanity prevails.
• Their cause I plead,--plead it in heart and mind; A fellow-feeling makes one wondrous kind.
  -- David Garrick (1716-1779) -- Prologue on Quitting the Stage in 1776...