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• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
• Foreperson: We find the defendant, Krusty the Clown.
  .. Guilty. Crowd: [gasp!] Defense Attorney: Ugh!...
• Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, kids?
  Well, we've got another one coming right up....
• Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you. Home
  Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm going to *kill* you!...
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• Heh heh heh.
• Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
  -- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox? Ba
  Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of a hero of yours, isn't he?...