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• I wonder why grandpa always pulled his own finger.
• I gave her the ring; she gave me the finger.
• So, I built a second one! *That* sank into the swamp.
• O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you! She is the fairies' midwife
  and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate-stone On the fore-finger of an alderman, Drawn with a team of little atomies Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep....
• I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.
• What did you do when the ship sank? I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore.
• They are not a pipe for fortune's finger To sound what stop she please.
  Give me that man That is not passion's slave, and I will wear him In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart, As I do thee....
• Sank heaven for leetle curls.
• I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today.
  I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. -- Don Adam...