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I Quit Drinking And Smoking Once. Very Boring 15 Minutes.
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I quit drinking and smoking once. Very boring 15 minutes.
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I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!
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Quit work and play for once.
If at first you don't succeed, quit, quit at once.
When I met th'POPE back in '58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP or DETERGENT for 15 minutes.
He seemed to enjoy it.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Press [ENTER] once to quit or twice to save changes.