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• I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *__________horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!
• I quit drinking and smoking once. Very boring 15 minutes.
• I've read so much about the dangers of sex, smoking, and drinking that I've given up reading
• For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
• Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life....
• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Henny Youngma
• Lesbian QOTD: I didn't give up sex, I just gave up premature ejaculation.
• People who abstain from smoking, drinking, and having sex do not necessarily live longer.
  .. It just seems longer....