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I Read My Horoscope. The First Line Said, "Ignore Bad Advice.
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I read my horoscope. The first line said, "Ignore bad advice." Fine. I
stopped reading my horoscope.
-- Dan Spencer
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
I once asked my father if things were bad for him during the Depression.
He said the first six months were bad, then he got used to me. -- Rodney Dangerfield...
By writing my fears down on paper I will see that not only am I afraid of everything but that I also have really bad penmanship.
-- Dan Goodma...
Take my advice - I don't need or use it.