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  You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke...
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  And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania....
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  And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania....
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• I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound
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