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At A Party, A Snobbish Gentleman Is Trying To Impress Her.
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At a party, a snobbish gentleman is trying to impress her. "I just can't
bear fools" he says. To this comes an instant reply "obviously your
mother did".
Related:
I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools.
That's strange; your mother could. -- Dorothy Parke...
Just wait until I reply to YOUR reply!
A blind man comes into a drugstore and starts knocking things off the shelf with his cane.
The owner says, "Can I help you?" He says, "No, thanks, just looking." -- Gallaghe...
A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
An undertaker calls a son-in-law: "About your mother-in-law, should we embalm her, cremate her, or bury her?
He says, "Do all three. Don't take chances." -- Myron Cohe...
Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
If you ever have an accident, I hope you have on clean underwear.
You're driving a truck--right into another truck....
Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ....
Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend any more.
That's why you couldn't come to the party....