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• Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
  -- Quentin Crisp...
• When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an athei
  a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?...
• Some people have one of those days. I have one of those lives.
• I could recommend mescaline to everyone. Listen, there's a lot of people in this room.
  If one of you fell off a roof someday, if you did that in your normal state of mind--forget it....
• I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
  -- Hunter S. Thompso...
• I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
  -- Hunter S. Thompso...
• I woudn't recommend sex, drugs, or Unix for everyone, but they work for me.
  -- Jim Thompson (jthomp@central.sun.com), paraphrasing Hunter S. Thompso...
• I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
  -- Hunter S. Thompson (b. 1939), journali...