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• I remember a lot of things before I was even born. I remember going to a picnic with my father and coming home with my mother.
  -- Foster Brook...
• When I was a small boy, I used to watch the marshwarblers swooping in my mother's undercroft.
  And I remember thinking - would Man ever dare do the same?...
• Lisa: I still stand by my beliefs. But I can't defend what I did.
  I'm sorry I messed up your barbeque. Home...
• I won't grow up I don't want to go to school Just to learn to be a parrot and recite a silly rule If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree I'll never grow up
  ever grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, not me. I won't grow up I don't want to wear a tie and a serious expression in the middle of July And if it means I must prepare to shoulder burdens with a worried air I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow uuuuuuup, so there....
• I think I'd be a good mother--maybe a little overprotective.
  Like I would never let the kid out--of my body. -- Wendy Liebma...
• If I don't make it back, please write o my mother and tell her that I've been alive all the time.
  ..it's just that I couldn't be bothered to get in touch with the old bat....
• My father? My father left when I was quite young.
  Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol. -- George Carli...
• I will describe] where I come from and what kind of a house I lived in when I was a kid
  how many public schools that I went to - five elementary, two high schools - product of a public school system, two jobs in college, went to night school, worked my way through law school....
• When I was a kid I said to my father one afternoon, Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?
  He answered, If the zoo wants you let them come and get you. -- Jerry Lewi...