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I Respectfully Suggest You Go Across The Bridge Instead Of Jumping.
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I respectfully suggest you go across the bridge instead of jumping.
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As you step gingerly onto the bridge, it creaks and sways dangerously.
very slowly, you make it across....
If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...
If that's the best you can do, I suggest you leave!
My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights -- or very early mornings -- when I left the Fillmore half-crazy and
instead of going home, aimed the big 650 Lightning across the Bay Bridge at a hundred miles an hour ....
It's called "enunciation", Dr. Elders. I suggest you try it.
You need professional help. May I suggest Dr. J. Kevorkia
A rickety wooden bridge extends across the chasm, vanishing into the mist.
A sign posted on the bridge reads, "STOP! Pay troll!...
Have you seen the bridge?
If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra.
But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women....