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• Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
  -- Josh Billing...
• A high-fiber breakfast is very important. Always eat your cereal before it shrinks.
  -- Mark Russell...
• Never try to get your pecker sucked in France. -- Frank Zappa, lyrics to "Down in France
• The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.
  If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless....
• The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.
  If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless....
• Lensmen eat Jedi for breakfast.
• The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
• Never eat anything bigger than your head.