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• U.S Income Tax Calculation and Remittance Form Taxation Year | | (Simplified) Form #1990VEZ 1991 | |--------------------------------------------------------------------------| |Line 1
  How much money did you make last year? | $...
• It's not how much money you make; it's how much you save that counts!
• Ahem. Hello, everyone. Before last year's Hallowe'en show, I warned you not to let your children watch.
  But you did anyway. Mm. Well, this year's episode is even worse....
• Eureka!" -Professor "Did you build the Smell-o-scope?
  Fry "No. I remembered that I built one last year." -Professo...
• What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more.
  -- Seneca...
• Ok, folks, some of you insist that math is an exact science
  hat algebra is much the same, and all that kind of stuff, so tell me, will you, how can three squares a day at the feed box make a person so round?...
• The following appeared in a memo from the president of a company that builds and sells new homes in Steel City.
  "Over the past five years, the population of Steel City has increased by more than 20 percent, and family incomes in Steel City have risen much faster than the national average....