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Always eat dessert first ... she may decide to go home early ...
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Life's short, eat dessert first!!!
A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
"You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....
Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
THE DAILY PLANET SUPERMAN SAVES DESSERT! Plans to "Eat it late
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house....
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house....
Mmmmm.... marshmallows...
-- Homer admires Marge's gelatinous dessert, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Yo momma house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
It is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for dessert.
The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork....