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• Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
  You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house....
• Home is the place where, when you have to go there because everything else is closed, they have to take you in.
• The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
  -- Jean Ke...
• Love and marriage may go together like a horse and carriage, but when was the last time you saw one of those?
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask someone if they'd like to go get some "TeX-MeX" food.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you try to bring a window to the front of something, then you realize that "something" is a Post-It (tm) on your screen.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.