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• We have fun--that's what I like about bowling. You can have fun even if you stink, unlike in, say, tennis.
  Every decade or so, I attempt to play tennis, and it always consists of thirty-seven seconds of actually hitting the ball and two hours of yelling, "Where did the ball go?...
• Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself
  are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you?...
• Jerry, You are just like a crab, always on the ball...<G&l
• It's not sport if you can talk afterwards.
• No one who accepts the sovereignty of truth can be a foot soldier in a party or movement.
  He will always find himself out of step. -- Sidney Hook...
• Homer: {OK, we've got the secret vigilante handshake.
  Now we need code names. I'll be Cue-Ball, Skinner can be Eight-Ball, Barney will be Twelve-Ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-Ball....
• You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
• In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you.
  Your sole function will be to drink beer. -- Dave Barry...
• Man with hand in pocket is always on the ball.