I Said I'm Two And A Half Billion Years Old Because When I Was Young The Earth Was Two Billion Years Old And Now It Is Four And A Half Billion Years Old So I Must Be Two And A Half Billion Years Old.

I Said I'm Two And A Half Billion Years Old Because When I Was Young The Earth Was Two Billion Years Old And Now It Is Four And A Half Billion Years Old So I Must Be Two And A Half Billion Years Old.

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I said I'm two and a half billion years old because when I was
young the earth was two billion years old and now it is four and a half
billion years old so I must be two and a half billion years old.
-- Paul Erdos

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