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The Bill Of Rights Is Over Two Hundred Years Old--at That Age, I Probably Won't Work Either.
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The Bill of Rights is over two hundred years old--at that age,
I probably won't work either.
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Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman.
She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred....
I'm one of the few to ever throw a javelin two hundred yards .
.. Well, actually I only threw it one hundred yards....
Old age is always fifteen years old than I am. -- B. Baruch
10 years old is a good age to get stuck at.
I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy, Doctor, I finally won out over it.
-- Jimmy Stewart in Harvey, 1950....
To me old age is fifteen years older than I am. -- Bernard M. Baruch
Old age is fifteen years older than I am. Oliver Wendell Holme
You should never challenge "worse." Don't ever say, "Things couldn't get worse.
Worse is rough ... I was down to my last two hundred dollars....
In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.
Therefore ... in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long ....