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• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
  There was another sign below it that said 'self service'....
• I was driving down the street past a gas station. There were two signs in the window, "Help wanted", "Self-serve".
  So, I went in and hired myself. I made myself the boss. I took all the money and left....
• So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
• When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane.
  -- Franklyn Ajaye...
• As I said before, "I never repeat myself".
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wrigh...
• Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• As I have said often enough before, I never repeat myself, and so it almost goes without saying that I won't repeat myself again.