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• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
  There was another sign below it that said 'self service'....
• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said "help wanted".
  There was another sign below it that said "self service"....
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
• So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• A short letter to the editor published in the Saturday, June 20 1992 edition of the Los Angeles Time
  I didn't get burned on my last auto repair bill. I got Seared....