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I Saw The Light! It Hurt My Eyes.
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I saw the light! It hurt my eyes.
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I came; I saw; I f.cked up Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
Dear as the light that visits these sad eyes; Dear as the ruddy drops that warm my heart.
-- Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- The Bard, I, 3, Line 12...
Then one night I saw the light and now there is nothing more to see.
I broke my Window and saw OS/2.
Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?
Where am I?? Helen: And she's on drugs!...
I ne'er could any lustre see In eyes that would not look on me
I ne'er saw nectar on a lip But where my own did hope to sip....
Lampshade Love" Oh Lampshade! How you soften light.
Protecting my eyes from blinding light. You shift the light on this and that....
And I raise my head and stare into the eyes of a stranger.
I lifted my uncomprehending eyes to the heavens.