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• Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.
  .. what the hell is that?! Skinner: Why, it's Lisa Simpson!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee!
  Lots more coffee! Are you getting ready for bed, Bart?...
• Lisa: [weakly] Please, Maggie... Please... Go to sleep!
  ! -- What to do when your baby sister is hyper, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• But I'm _very_ mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine!
  -- Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Am I dying or is this my birthday?" (When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
  ) ~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964...
• The boy was studying quietly, when the girl, drunk on her own sense of power, beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.
  -- Chief Wiggum's analysis of the incident, as imagined by Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
  ? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart....