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• No Drury Lane for you to-day. -- James Smith (1775-1839) -- Rejected Addresses, The Baby's Debu
• Lax in their gaiters, laxer in their gait.
  -- James Smith (1775-1839) -- Rejected Addresses, The Theatre...
• Thinking is but an idle waste of thought, And nought is everything and everything is nought.
  -- Horace Smith (1779-1849) -- Rejected Addresses, Cui Bono?...
• Old friends are best. King James used to call for his old shoe
  hey were easiest for his feet. -- John Selden (1584-1654) -- Friend...
• I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience.
  I know no way of judging of the future but by the past....
• The last time I went to a theater, I saw the movie under the worst possible conditions - the film was running.
  It's one of those few times I really did envy my feet - they were asleep....
• Love and marriage may go together like a horse and carriage, but when was the last time you saw one of those?
• Men who eat like a horse seldom are hung like one.
• I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.