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Love And Marriage May Go Together Like A Horse And Carriage, But When Was The Last Time You Saw One Of Those?
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Love and marriage may go together like a horse and carriage, but when was
the last time you saw one of those?
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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
-- Judith Vio...
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house....
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house....
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it dont fix the leg.
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
Selma: But... don't you love me? Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca.
Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and any one else's i...
I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back.