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I Shall Be An Autocrat: That's My Trade. And The Good Lord Will Forgive Me
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I shall be an autocrat: that's my trade. And the good Lord will forgive
me: that's his.
-- Empress Catherine the Great
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
-- Robert Fro...
Lord, for give all my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
-- Robert Frost?...
I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!
There once was a man who went to a computer trade show.
Each day as he entered, the man told the guard at the doo...
The Lord my pasture shall prepare, And feed me with a shepherd's care
His presence shall my wants supply, And guard me with a watchful eye....
I got a used gun for my wife, pretty good trade , huh ?
Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
-- Robert Fro...
I see my way as birds their trackless way. I shall arrive,--what time, what circuit first, I ask no
but unless God send his hail Or blinding fire-balls, sleet or stifling snow, In some time, his good time, I shall arrive...
BACK, spawn of Satan! It's the Reverend Wallace Wallop you face, and my strength is GREAT, for I do HIS work!
This is a battery-powered water pistol filled with HOLY WATER!...