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• fire" does not matter, "earth" and "air" and "water" do not matter.
  "I" do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality and remembers words....
• fire' does not matter, 'earth' and 'air' and 'water' do not matter.
  'I' do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality and remembers words....
• I shall be an autocrat: that's my trade. And the good Lord will forgive me
  hat's his. -- Empress Catherine the Grea...