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I Shall Expect A Chemical Cure For Psychopathic Behavior By 10 A.
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I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. tomorrow,
or I'll have your guts for spaghetti.
-- a comic panel by Cotham
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