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• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
  -- real standing law in Louisana, United States of America...
• mashes open Bart's piggy bank with a hammer] Oh no!
  What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what?...
• THE WORST BANK ROBBERY In August 1975 three men were on their way in to rob the Royal Bank of Scotland at Rothesay, when they got stuck in the revolving doors.
  They had to be helped free by the staff and, after thanking everyone, sheepishly left the building....
• Voice 1: Gee, Dave, what do you feel like doing tonight?
  Voice 2: Same thing we do every night, Rob... Try to take over the world!...
• One crime is concealed by the commission of another. -- Seneca
• A couple of men go to rob a bank. They back their car up to the doors of the bank, tie a chain around the door handles, then around their fender, then hit the gas.
  The fender rips off the car and they panic and speed away....
• Because of one paragraph the bank took off of his property, it was clause and effects.
• Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.
  Zymurgy's First Law of Systems Dynamic...
• Behind all the political rhetoric being hurled at us from abroad
  we are bringing home one unassailable fact -- [terrorism is] a crime by any civilized standard, committed against innocent people, away from the scene of political conflict, and must be dealt with as a crime....