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Is It NOUVELLE CUISINE When 3 Olives Are Struggling With A Scallop In A Plate Of SAUCE MORNAY?
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Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop
in a plate of SAUCE MORNAY?
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
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. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
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