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• Yow! I'm imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN? It tastes REAL GOOD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Hey, waiter! I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop in a plate of SAUCE MORNAY?
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON.. The waitress's UNIFORM sheds TARTAR SAUCE like an 8'' by 10'' GLOSSY.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I wonder if there's anything GOOD on tonight? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French.
  Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek....