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• Why can't I use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
• My radio is tuned to the voice of a star...
• My radio sings to the sounds of spacewaves.
• Good afternoon and welcome to the "Do What You Feel" festival.
  By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I _am_ sleeping with her....
• My I.P.D. can pick up Radio Windy.
• My I.U.D. picks up Radio Windy.
• OK
• PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls.
• You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years.
  I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do....