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PCs Are OK Except When You Use Them As Bowling Balls.
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PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls.
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Homer: [voice-over] The next few weeks at my dream job were like a wonderful waking coma.
[Homer turns the balls so all finger holes point the same way] [everyone walking by says, "Hi Homer!...
When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. -- Colson's Law
When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems.
Pro-Choice is OK, but it depends on when you choose.
You can pick your friends, but you can't roll them into green balls.
PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2,500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom.
Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin and Greek....
Throwing Windows Out The Window The Federal Bureau Of Missing Socks has banned the use of Microsoft Windows and Office on all employee computers.
But don't get too excited; they aren't going to replace them with Linux....
The vultures are circling...they have the faces of presidential candidates and carry bowling balls in their buttered claws.
......
The honeymoon is over when he says, "You CAN'T start labor now--it's my bowling night!