Is It True That You Smoke Eight To Ten Cigars A Day?

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Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?

That's true.

Is it true that you drink five martinis a day? That's true.

Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women?

That's true.

What does your doctor say about all of this?

My doctor is dead.
-- George Burns

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