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Is It True That You Smoke Eight To Ten Cigars A Day?
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Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
That's true.
Is it true that you drink five martinis a day? That's true.
Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women?
That's true.
What does your doctor say about all of this?
My doctor is dead.
-- George Burns
Related:
Just because you say it doesn't make it true.
Woman: The next day, Hugh goes back to England, and you never see him again.
Lisa: Wow. Now that I know all this, isn't there any way to change the future?...
To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men -- that is genius.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
Be careful what you wish, it might come true.
What I tell you three times is true.
If you can't document it, it isn't true.
That's only true because it's true.
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.