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• I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than be a success at something I hate.
  -- George Bu...
• I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
  But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
• I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem
• No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!
• You know what bugs me? People who smoke cigars in restaurants.
  That's why I always carry a water pistol filled with gasoline. -- Paul Provenza...
• In my hot youth, when George the Third was king.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 212...
• Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
  That's true. Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?...
• If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
  -- George Bu...