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I Started Smoking To Lose Weight. After I Dropped That Lung I Felt Pretty Good. -- Michael Meeha
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I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty
good.
-- Michael Meehan
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Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
Every time I lose weight, It finds me again!
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I'm not a photographer. I just wear all this to lose weight.
I got a Braille Playboy and it sure felt good.
SMILEY :/i no smoking
Last time I felt this good was 9AM - about 12 years ago.
I felt like I was in charge.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, after working the Panama Canal's lock...