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I'm not a photographer. I just wear all this to lose weight.
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I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
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I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty good. -- Michael Meeha
All I hear is diet, diet and more diet. If I wanted to lose weight I'd go to a regular paint store, since most of these places sell thinner.
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
I'm a photographer. I take close-up pictures of the horizon.
lose lose interj. A reply to or comment on an undesirable situation.
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