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Is That How A Warped Brain Like Your's Gets Its Kicks?
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"Is that how a warped brain like your's gets
its kicks? By planning the deaths of innocent people?"
"No... by *causing* the deaths of innocent people."
-- Lex Luthor and Superman discuss Fun Evenings in "Superman"
Related:
Superman gets into Clark Kent's pants every morning.
Who Killed Superman?
In our society, sometimes you have to penalize (innocent) people for the good of everybody else.
-- A Pittsburgh Cop 10/16/93...
The death penalty would be even more effective, as a deterrent, if we executed a few innocent people more often.
-- Edward Abbey...
As of yet there have been no deaths attributed to the killer bees in Texas.
However, two bees were caught this week planning a murder. -- Dennis Mille...
You are innocent.
Punishment of the innoce
Single deaths are tragedies, millions are statistics.
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
-- Dave Barry...