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Is That Seat Saved? No, But We're Praying For It.
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Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
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Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
-- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we can't both win.
Flanders: Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt. Dead Putting Society...
Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
-- Lily Tomli...
Seat Belts, We don't need no stinking Seat Belts. -- Famous Last Word
Hey Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we can't
win.
-- Homer, "Dead Putting Society...
Praying will frighten Demons.
*^ *^ <- Tribbles Praying
We could have saved [the Earth] but we were too damned cheap. -- Kurt Vonnegu
In this age of technology, it takes a lot of time to decide what to do with all of the time we have saved.