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Homer: Hey, Flanders, It's No Use Praying. I Already Did The Same Thing, And We Can't Both Win.
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Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing,
and we can't both win.
Flanders:
Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt.
Dead Putting Society
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