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• The only accident [at Three Mile Island] is that this thing leaked out.
  You could have avoided this whole thing by not saying anything....
• MOP AND GLOW: Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
• oW/;*a*=CRg <--- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island.
• I tried one of those new diet books, but when chapter three said I should make a trip to Three Mile Island for a meltdown, I ceased the whole idea.
• Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
  Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck....
• Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
• I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure!
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's superman! No, it's bad news, and it flies faster than a speeding bullet, faster than a supersonic plane, faster even than superman.
  It is like a fast arrow, taking the most direct and speediest route....
• 43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr -- Core dumped