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The Only Accident [at Three Mile Island] Is That This Thing Leaked Out.
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The only accident [at Three Mile Island] is that this thing leaked out.
You could have avoided this whole thing by not saying anything.
-- Craig Faust (control-room operator at TMI), 1979, quoted from "Loose Talk"
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Is the Kiev accident anything like Three Mile Island? Of course, there's a direct core-relation.
This whole thing could have been avoided with a little advanced planning. -- John Sechre
You have a message from the operator.
I tried one of those new diet books, but when chapter three said I should make a trip to Three Mile Island for a meltdown, I ceased the whole idea.
After two or three weeks of this madness, you begin to feel As One with the man who said, "No news is good news.
In twenty-eight papers, only the rarest kind of luck will turn up more than two or three articles of any interest....
What a terrible thing it is to loose one's mind, or not to have a mind as being very wasteful.
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The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.
The things I tell you will not be wrong. Better to listen than to talk.
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