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• This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to you... Is this a machine?
  I don't talk to machines! [Click]...
• All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.
  ) All our answering machines are... (CLICK) This is the answering machine of....
• Shhh! Don't talk, just listen! Meet me at the corner of Broad and Main and bring the girl.
  (CLICK) -- Answering machine madness - you're in big trouble...
• Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese.
  .. Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that....
• This is David. Talk to me. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine. -- Andy Warhol
• Was I the only one who heard that click? -- Famous Last Word
• I am not home to talk to you, But please don't be a creep.
  Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the....