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Always Tell Him He Is Handsome, Especially If He Is Not.
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Always tell him he is handsome, especially if he is not.
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Alcibiades had a very handsome dog, that cost him seven thousand drachma
and he cut off his tail, "that," said he, "the Athenians may have this story to tell of me, and may concern themselves no further with me....
Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.
-- Balzac...
Never forget him, especially if he owes you money.
How to demoralize a Klingon - tell him he's cute.
Picard: "Do you know what business they might have together?
Sarek: "No! No, I never knew what Spock was doing....
When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't. -- Lazarus Long
Yasser Arafat is a shampoo addict. You can tell, since he is always running around with that towel on his head.