It Has Come To My Attention That Nothing I Never Said Has Caused Me Any Harm.

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It has come to my attention that nothing I never said has caused me any
harm. When I am gone, you will be sorry you never heard me say what I don't
usually. But if you had, it would have been memorable, which now it isn't
because you didn't. I have enjoyed these occasional flashes of silence so
much, since they enhance my conversation so delightfully. It is a pleasure
for those who do not listen, so they don't have to hear what I do not say,
which is one of the major reasons why I don't say what I do not do. I hope
this clears up all the confusion.

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